September 2012
50 posts
Every time I see a car with hydraulics I just LOL.
August 2012
45 posts
the sea word: curiousgeorgiana: The... →
curiousgeorgiana:
The Wire
serene-quill:
It wasn’t a coat hanger. It was a wire.
The theory was that by inserting the wire through the cervix, moving it around a bit and then removing it, an infection would result and the pregnancy would be aborted. It worked. It was March 1967.
Afterward, after I watched the ‘doctor’ wash his hands with one of those little soaps wrapped in white paper,...
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
Rude
Almost all the parking around school is 1 or 2 hour only, so everyone frantically tries to get a spot that will actually last them more than one class. Tons of cops meanwhile lurk nearby to give you a ticket as you pull all sorts of crazy maneuvers out your ass to get one of these sacred spots.
“The Crab Legs, Grizzly Bear, Pontificate, Star Child, Catnip, Moonface, and...”
– Matt’s drinking Jenga names for us
Served ol’ Demi Lovato tonight. She’s really pretty and a tad obnoxious.
yuppiecaveman:
How come my Lauren Conrad *tossing a pink suitcase in the back of my BMW convertible and heading up PCH moment* is actually a *carefully wrapping a full length mirror, gently placing it in a Mazda SUV and slowly merging onto the 110* moment?
Did you guys know Alex is a genius?
