That’s Pacey. That’s the Creek. And that’s Dawson.– Elisabeth explaining Dawson’s Creek to me, even though I never asked her to. (via sergioh) Lisa’s the best person to watch tv with
Modern technology is fucking amazing. I just told my phone to play kanye west AND IT IMMEDIATELY PLAYED KANYE WEST. My previous phone would go up in volume when I tried to turn it down. I knew about this voice control thing, but completely underestimated how much it would impress me.
It feels like a bomb went off in my stomach. No it feels like a witch’s...– Jimmy’s reaction to Roscoe’s
“Students: Class cancelled Sorry for this really late notice. Caught in traffic downtown.” Sorry Professor, this is not acceptable because you sent this email at 12:30 on the dot, which is the exact minute class is supposed to begin. I’m sure you could’ve figured out half an hour ago that you weren’t going to make it, considering downtown is a good 30 minutes away...