(coming out of the bathroom in a hurry) Wait, I just wanted to say one thing. ...– drunk ass Lisa
There is literally nothing funnier to me than weaving through 405 traffic with Eye of the Tiger on the radio.
95% of Americans LOVE cereal.– I watch important TV
“The bean dip and the margaritas. The bean dip is out of this world good. I’m talking about Evie, super alien power, freezing time with her fingers, OUT OF THIS WORLD, g00d! Sorry for the 80s TV sitcom reference. Back to the dip. When you first sit down at your table they bring you your complimentary bean dip and chips. It arrives warm, in a little bowl and when you scoop the chip...