What motivates me is a question that’s hard not to have a pretentious answer...– A-FUCKING-MEN. Jack White, outtakes from AnOther Man article, Issue 10. (via perryface)
ohsweet-nuthin: Kids Song - Binki Shapiro
A couple of unrelated things
-Offer to bring me McDonald’s at 11 pm on any night and I can’t refuse fries and a McChicken. It doesn’t matter that I just had dinner and fresh peach pie for dessert. I will eat second dinner. -Isn’t Bjorn Borg the coolest name ever? Bjorn Borg was so lucky. -Today at work I did a banquet for pest control workers. They all get together and eat Marie...
– “i dress like this for ME” -Lindsay
Today while Bob and I were in the post office, a guy brought in a huge half man/half machine painting. We laughed at the painting, but the guy’s interaction with the postal worker ended in him rushing out the door and screaming “Fuck you!” to the worker. We decided some people in the Valley are just wayyy 2 tense.
I can’t seem to get anything productive done, so I’m gonna go down a few whiskey and cokes and see how that treats me.
RIP Mrs. Cardona; Cha Cha from Grease taught at... →
3 People I'd Invite to my Dream Dinner Party
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Take it easy, This aint my first rodeo.– Matt
Me: I hate that stupid fucking Disney won’t let their movies be on Netflix instant watch. Bob: It’s cause they’re stuck in the Disney vault! Somebody’s gotta break into the vault!