June 2011
47 posts
“This is such a stupid movie.”
– Kristen Stewart during the Eclipse commentary. (via trackthree) (via parselmouth)
“I never count myself cause I’m so humble.”
– drunk Lisa
That stupid moment when you're on your period
reverend-green:
ayygeebee:
that was me when i woke up from my nap
normally i ignore any post that begins with “that stupid/awkward moment when…” but this is incredibly accurate
it’s true, this really happens
JOB OFFER JOB OFFER
sanger:
job offer job offer job offer
aka really perfect job offer doing exactly what you wanna do, good job baby pie!!!!
“I will not fall for your white man tricks”
– Jimmy, (as Nightwolf), Mortal Kombat
Buried deep within the root of my being is the eternal hatred for waking up before 10 am. I think I was born despising the early morning, and I dread the day I have to wake up early 5 days a week.
“He’s awake!”
– a 3-year-old to her grandmother on the subway just now when I opened my eyes after closing them (via drinkyourjuice)
rosiee:
daniel johnston - some things last a...
country music gurl
I only like female country singers. the only exception is blake shelton cause he’s smokin’. seriously toby keith, there are more words to put in songs besides “america “red” “white” “blue”.
