This is such a stupid movie.– Kristen Stewart during the Eclipse commentary. (via trackthree) (via parselmouth)
I never count myself cause I’m so humble.– drunk Lisa
That stupid moment when you're on your period
reverend-green: ayygeebee: that was me when i woke up from my nap normally i ignore any post that begins with “that stupid/awkward moment when…” but this is incredibly accurate it’s true, this really happens
JOB OFFER JOB OFFER
sanger: job offer job offer job offer aka really perfect job offer doing exactly what you wanna do, good job baby pie!!!!
I will not fall for your white man tricks– Jimmy, (as Nightwolf), Mortal Kombat
Buried deep within the root of my being is the eternal hatred for waking up before 10 am. I think I was born despising the early morning, and I dread the day I have to wake up early 5 days a week.
He’s awake!– a 3-year-old to her grandmother on the subway just now when I opened my eyes after closing them (via drinkyourjuice)
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country music gurl
I only like female country singers. the only exception is blake shelton cause he’s smokin’. seriously toby keith, there are more words to put in songs besides “america “red” “white” “blue”.