oh Beyonce, you crazy good.
What motivates me is a question that’s hard not to have a pretentious answer...– Jack White (AnOther Man) (via jillrahn)
You can’t Pillsbury me while i’m telling a story.” -Bob– “you can’t pillsbury me while i’m telling a story.” -bob
talking about the validity of down by the banks of the hanky panky being a cool game
I’m watching Dog Tales at 5:00 AM
Ron Swanson Ring in Sterling Silver →
oh my god im getting this
The end of Oprah
I don’t care what anyone says (even Lisa who has to deal with jerks from Harpo), next week will be the end of an era. I remember being 9 years old and my mom would come home from work at 4 pm on the dot and kick me off the couch so she could chill out with her lady pal. I remember back then the show would start with the classic theme song “whooa O-Oprah”. I remember many...
thedailywhat: Early Bird Special: While being interviewed about the tornado that took her home, Tuscaloosa resident Judy Pugh was surprised to see one of her three cats, missing since the storm, suddenly show up from out of nowhere. [cbs42 / thanks kristen!] well okay, make me cry
Have you ever seen 500 Days of Summer? That kid From 3rd Rock from the Sun is...– My older sister, who has apparently never been on the internet. (via joaniepepperoni)
less money, mo' problems
I finished my shirt today and left sewing class forevvvver! and now im really excited to go home and make my own things and not worry about impressing a teacher. Im eating an entire bag of bob’s ritz crackers while he takes a nap! sorry sugar. I got my sister tickets to see selena gomez at the fair and the amount of which I hope she invites me as her guest is embarrassing. I’m...
thedailywhat: Grand Opening of the Day: The long-awaited launch of the first In-N-Out Burger joints in Texas took place today in The Metroplex, and, boy, were people excited. How excited were people? Skip to 0:58 in the video above to watch former California resident Danielle DeInnocentes “shed tears of joy” as she consumes the cult chain’s legendary patties. See Below: A would-be patron...
her new music does not please me.– my little sister olivia, on lady gaga’s newest creations
the sandwiches were okayyy, but the crackers were sexy!– emil