February 2011
62 posts
“And the winner for best alien movie is…”
“I go to CSU Granada Hills, yeah, lotta punks there”
– bob’s a local
Bob: Do you remember when Harry got put in the chokey?
Me: What about when Snape killed the Trunchbull?
Sergio: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
“It beat American Idol in some markets, in case you were wondering”
– Lisa
more men should walk around with canes or umbrellas as canes.
saturday night lessons
“fool me once, whatever. fool me twice, not gonna happen.”
“What show was that and what are you talking about?”
-lisa
dancing mascots make me laugh a lot, and if they continue to dance for an extended period of time, i’ll probably start crying. i wish there was a channel on tv that just showed dancing mascots.
Fun parts of being a lady:
drinkyourjuice:
feel a funny twitch in your stomach that is probably air moving around, immediately think WHAT IF I AM SECRETLY PREGNANT? WHAT IF THAT WAS A HUMAN FIST?
last night
no one likes to read about dreams because everyone...
had 3 weird dreams last night:
1) got really high with all my friends from paso. parked 2 of their cars wrong due to said highness, got over a thousand dollars in parking tickets.
2) saw anne hathaway and justin timberlake filming a new movie at a beach, when anne walked by I said “Anne! You’re an inspiration!” and she was annoyed and grudgingly said “thanks.” (lost...
