convos in the library
Me: It’s at The Smell. Andrew: Oh yeah, I’ve been to The Smell. Me: Is it smelly?
MY LITTLE SISTER HAS A BOYFRIEND
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
relatives on facebook
Geoff: I so happy I could fart glitter!!! LOL Alysa: be careful doing that, I hear that getting glitter in your (brown) eye hurts! LOL Geoff: LOL!
the-engine-driver: Elisabeth and Maura re: their boyfriends. Elisabeth: “Sergio is a total feminist.” And later… Maura: “Diane Lane is Bob’s total boner party.” Sorry for the internet blast fellas. there’s nothin i love more than puttin my boyfriend on blast
boat: One shoe on one shoe off….bad attitude.