I was like, fuck this life! I deserve some cheese.– Lisa on grocery shopping
bob (two seconds later to me): look at your hair right now.
bob: dude, why does your hair look so crazy like that right now? sergio: i dunno man, life is just crazy like that sometimes.
would you rather live in a castle or a mansion?
can you imagine being stoned and in new york when september 11th happened?– bob
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zumbletrumble: Also yesterday I got a nosebleed the moment the sun was set. I know this because I was on top of Doe Library sketching the sun for astronomy: one minute I’m watching the sun slide down behind the hills and then next my nose is gushing blood. I like thinking this has something to do with me being a… getting nose bleeds at random times is the worst. in a cuesta class where...
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slackr: whoa I seriously live for this shit
I don’t take texting lightly.– Jimmy
I studied so hard for this test this past week and got to the test and it was impossibly hard and I left fuming mad and completely frustrated and guess what, I GOT 89%. I’m so happpppppypyypypypyppyy
suck a dickkk, save a life– A Miami Tail
Writing a fake cover letter to the head of the MFA...
hollis: why am I kind of excited about this? I’m not even sending it. Or close to graduating. see you in 2 years Fiber Arts MFA program at CSULB are you gonna come back down south!?
“you be marie and i’ll be callender”
bohemea: The Beatles - Because (Anthology 3...
Today I went to Jiffy Lube to get my oil changed and the mechanic invited me inside the garage to show me how 2 of my lights were out. There’s a large portion of the floor that isn’t concrete, but has been replaced with a large net. I thought the net was a grate-type flooring and stepped onto it, thus falling into said net. Everyone saw me fall onto my back and he had to help me out...
playing one on one kings cup with bob