what your month of birth tells about you →
OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature....
The place where my fingernails meet my fingers is failing me.
I observed that the hero had small rivers descending his face, and I wanted to...– Everything is Illuminated
michael ian black and michael showalter made a parody of the Billy Bob Thorton interview that’s super funny/boring/entertaining to watch. i wish i didnt have to go to work right now, because I really want to see this parody. I went home and did my taxes yesterday with my mom and found out, not only do i not get any money back, but i owe 75 dollars. so im not doing my taxes this year. and...
I was in the drive through and looked out the window to see you. Your glorious...– missed connection.
My favorite Office dialogue ever
Ryan: Honestly Michael, what I really want, is for you to know the information here so you can communicate it to these people here, to your clients, to whomever. Michael: Well, okay… Ryan: What? Michael: It’s whoever, not whomever. Ryan: No, its whomever. Michael: No, whomever is never actually right. Jim: Well sometimes it’s right. Creed: Michael’s right. It’s...
Reason why I need a car, #1
I’ve been trying to be a good student, starting today. I went to anthropology and decided not to leave early. Normally, this class can get out anytime between 5:10 and 5:20. The bus I need to take home leaves Cuesta anywhere from 4:56-5:03. It’s always an internal struggle as to whether I should stay and finish class (which means taking complete notes) or not. Normally I just chose...
Your train ride appeased you?” I asked. “Oh, God,” he said,...– page 32, Everything is Illuminated. This is one of the funniest books I’ve read in a long time.
What do you mean you don’t like learning? That’s the stupidest thing...– Grandpa Walt in response.
I don’t like learning.– My grandma Claire, to my grandpa, as to why she doesn’t want to be taught how to turn on a computer.
really not looking to/avoiding another night of sleeping on the floor.
Today, my boyfriend brought me breakfast in bed, told me all the things he loved...– fmylife.com
20th anniversary mom and dad!