Bob's stepmom's brother? Denver is visiting
* walk into house* *Denver walks out of kitchen and stares* Me: Uhh, hey Denver: *blank stare* Me: You’re um, Denver, right? Denver: Yeah Me: Oh, okay, I’m Maura Denver: Yeah Me: I’m just here to hang out while Bob’s at school Denver: Yeah
I've concluded the internet is too vast to even be...
Today I realized the internet is too big. I have too many usernames and passwords for too many sites that it takes me three tries to successfully log into anything. Also: I need to make a dress for my fashion class. On the walk over here I thought “I should look up dress making on google”. But then I realized all the thousands of different sites that are going to come up, some useful...
my life rules, edition III
boat: why do i think it is still possible for me to be in contact with a cafe vio customer that maura and i feel in love with? why have a turned to craigslist? OH BEN, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? there are two typos in this that lead me to believe you wrote it really late at night and were delirious. cheers to first facebook chat ever last night! do you want to know how i realized it was the first time?...
i called out sick for food poisoning yesterday.
Boss: Are you feeling better?
Me: Yeah, I just had a bug, I think I ate something bad on Sunday morning.
Boss: Are you sure? You're not going to barf or anything?
Me: I'm a little queasy but I'm not sick anymore.
Boss: Oh, good. You weren't making yourself throw up or anything, were you?
Me: ... No. I hate throwing up.
Boss: Cause I was like, "I know she's trying to lose weight." ~laffs hysterically~
Me: ... No.
Boss: Good. So you're not bulimic or anything?
Me: ....... No.
hahaha i can picture you having this conversation, and then telling it to someone, and taking those really big breaths while your telling it because your so flabbergasted.
how do i get an invitation to this birthday party? →
And then she’ll be making love making with me!– D. Shrute
hereharehere: Immersive thisissurprising
Don’t say bucks, it’s not ladylike.– Michael Scott
last nights dream included
+really mean girls +being really late to work and showing up in only in a towel +the streets of san luis being flooded, people putting their dogs in their cars and letting them drift away +eating at bon temps with beth and her getting gumbo and me getting a whole fish +phil being really mean and saying “fuck” a lot now i feel uneasy!
i have 98.3% in my fashion class. easy peasy A. I love making dresses as final projects!
My name is Maura, and I am a douche because I... →
I am more than fine with this. →
official "mean girls" quote post.
sanger: secretary: reblog with your favorites! “Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!” “i’m sorry i called you a gap-toothed bitch. it’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.” “We’re gonna get jackets”
is actually going in my favor so far. I think Ill actually be to school on time, and I got all my homework done. And bobs driving down here to have grilled cheeses in the cafeteria with me:)
i woke up at four in the morning because my bladder was So full. Im guessing this is because of all the extra liquids I took in to help my throat. My nose had also gained a whole of snot that also woke me up. Being sick is weird and a foreign feeling to me.
i got a sore throat so extreme i had to down cough drop after cough drop, even though i hate them.
I visited rachel chaples at two little birds cafe. shes a goodun.
I cant wait to see this movie. But why does the... →
i found out ginny likes to tear apart mr. cuddles.
Yo, banana boy!
razzdrazz: thephenthouse: Is a palindrome. cool@
i missed the bus.
i ate half a grand slam breakfast for free.
sergioh: As hard as I try to like it, I seriously just don’t get “Scrubs.” I just. don’t. get it. its gotten worse recently. its moving to abc! but the old ones were good.
little boy in backseat of car still loopy on... →
I'm so antisocial
tabitha: Sitting in class. On iPod. In desperate need of caffiene. Do you guys talk to classmates? I’m perfectly content to sit here in silence for now.. today dennys is offering free grand slams from 6am-2pm. i could try to find someone to go with me, but my roomates all wont eat dennys….and i cant think of anyone else. maybe rodi. ultimately ill be too lazy to try and find a companion,...
desmond vs gavin rossdale I love thinking of look-alikes.
I ate some Kix.