happy birthday to dude happy birthday to dude your dude name is Lisa happy birthday to dude. (HEY LISA ITS MAURA! I JUST WANTED TO SAY SWEET HELLO TO YOUR ON YOUR SPECIAL 19TH YEAR. THIS IS YOUR 6,570TH DAY OF LIFE, GIVE OR TAKE LEAP YEARS! I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU OF HOW WE USED TO WATCH THE HILLS TOGETHER AND TELL YOU THAT I MISS YOU AND THE HILLS AND BEING TOGETHER. YOU SHOULD RE-READ MY...
sergioh: I’m the biggest unintentional asshole sometimes! I just need to go back to sleep, and never wake up again. haha, i read that as, “im the biggest international asshole sometimes”, and i wondered where in the world is sergio serna?
first off, why is there a 56 inch tv in cafe vio? second off, why is it playing The Blue Man Group, Live from Las Vegas? alan, your so crazy.
i dont even know who this funny guy is but... →
look at mariah, shes spread eagle →
cooler than those beard competitions →
today me and bob went to ampm to get some arizona tea to beat the heat and fill our stomaches. on the way in, our eyes were caught by a picture of a dude dancing after graduating on the cover of a local paper. i wondered out loud if tabby had taken the picture that graced the cover. we saw a small text at the bottom that said “photograph by: tabitha russell”. we talked about how cool...
I wish i was cool
but im not, so heres a picture of mariah carey looking gross. see im so uncool, it didnt even work. ANYWAYS! a sitting next to me on her computer has the same golden retriever mousepad that i bought at staples a year ago. i could talk to her about this but shes on the phone and just said “chyeahh” 2 different guys came in today and bought exactly three waterbottles each. thats...