hahaha what the fuckle. i actually do know what rufio is. and i actually did yell nooooo. more importantly, when i picture r. kelly singing ima flirt, i cant help but imagine him bouncing around really rapidly, like super stressed out. im at the library and as the librarian was helping me with a new card, she chewed this little boy out for running. “the playground is over there!”...
who the fuck is rufio? psychology tests are hard. using the librarys internet for purposes other than academics is easy.
lovin straw walrus teeth
Literally, I am sitting all alone in cafe vio right now, nina and allen left to the pony club bar in hotel cheval to spy on sonny and his women, amber is smoking outside, and im on the internet, listening to micheal jacksons greatest hits SO LOUD. theres not a single person inside this cafe. my life rules, and there is no sarcasm here. i honestly have the coolest job. and i already got a key!
i cant get this fucking piece of popcorn out of my tooth. i really dont want to ever leave bobs room, his internets all nice and fast, his musics good and adds more variety to what i normally hear, i cant wait for beth to get off work and if i didnt have work tommorrow id really want a sleepover, but what i really want is another day on the boatman recliners with friends and pickles and pbjs and...
yo yo hoe hoe
I didn’t like it before, but dolphin olympics isn’t that bad. It’s kind of addicting.
i love me too guys.
i hope to never see a movie about a toothed creature coming out of some girls poor vagina. fuck that. and “much” is without a doubt the weirdest word ever.
Today as me and my dad drove to the dolly rental place, he turned off the radio because THE BEACH went to commercial. i told him that instead of turning off the radio completely, he should turn it to another channel, such as 104.5. Right then, he parks in front of the store and goes in and i tune into 104.5. The song that was playing was just ending, and the dj comes on. Of all songs to talk about...
im all super bummed about this polaroid deal:(
Bob’s car got fixed today. He’s really excited to have it back, but he just realized he wants a segway a lot more than he wants a car.
i hate forgetting to log out. bob your too predictable. remember when i predicted that? i just had to take the dog on a walk, in the beating dark. through the park i went, no flashlight, only the sound of abbeys feet and huffing guiding me. i couldnt even see her. then we made it to sherwood, thank god there was a tad light there, but mostly still dark, so i just ran after her. and she ran away....
poopoo, bob’s so damn cool!
teenagers get…. “HERPES”.– mom-catchphrase betchy
WHAT THE FUCK IS DOLPHIN OLYMICS. im too lazy to go look it up, so ill just let my imagination decide what it is. and i imagine it being some animated flash game where your a dolphin and you have to swim throw hoops and such. wooooooooo
things are looking up, and down
as always, a long nights sleep did the trick in making me feel better. unfortunately though, i just found out i only have 80 dollars saved. where did all my fucking money go? so thats shitty, hundreds of dollars that later today ill look up online and find out i spent on fast food and school and books. breakfast is ready!
liked eli manning a lot, now i cant stop crying and dont want to leave my bed ever.
attention julian c. and fabrizio m. and all other members of who i do not know your names: please come play a show within a 200 mile radius of my home. pleeeeease. but since thats not going to happen, i guess ill just listen to your cd over and over again, and wonder why it gets kind of shitty around the 8th or 9th song but then good again at the very end. either way, im really into loud, bassy,...