natalie and jennae were so stoked and excited, and we got them both flowers from albertsons. they were all excited, and we made the smartest plan to call natalies cell first and find out where fuck writing this natalie and beth just got back from her room and got the oc season three so now were all going to chilll and watchy. i miss them so much. and i want to move here RIGHT NOW. BETH LETS JUST...
yesterday me, my dad, and sister were in san luis. olivia really wanted to eat at tio albertos, but i guess last time my dad swore we’d never go there again because it was too expensive. i guess he forgot so we went anyways. right before we walked in, a group of about ten got in line before us. my dad started shaking his head to himself, mumbling pretty loudly about how it was...
my sister gave into her 12 year oldness and purchased the jonas brothers cd yesterday. help help help me lord jesus god man.
chandler: i own that faith hill cd, glad you love...
egyptian war is definately the funnest card game, i dont think anything feels better in the world than getting three sandwiches or doubles in a row, and everyones all impressed and goes “ooo, ahhhh”. or something like that. im glad im able to read the drunken ramblings of tabby and elisabeth, and those two new chicks. beths parents continue to ruin our lives, mostly beths, but mine...
sure, its great to get 300 bucks from the government. im not complaining about that, im super stoked actually. i just think its a stupid idea. but i didnt understand much of econ in highschool so maybe i have no idea what im talking about. either way, i dont think people would generally receive a nice chunk of cash and think “shopping spree!”. im guessing most people, at least i would,...
thirty nine degrees
1) the phrase is not “assaulting my game”, its “salting my game”…which I still dont think make sense. 2) Tonight my dad told me that he is sure girl’s DO NOT have adam’s apples, which clears up some recent confusion. 3) Speaking of my dad, I just asked him if he thinks the meteorologist gets all super stoked when a storm such as this is happening, because...
today we were in line for breakfast at mcdonalds. i had one ibuprofen pill for my cramps and was holding it out in my hand. bob hit my hand which thus popped the pill in the air and into his mouth. my eyes got huge, but not as huge as his, as he spit it back out into my hand. then there was this whole “he didnt give me a lid for my small cup” debacle, but i dont want to talk about it.
I left dennys thinking nothing but “that was so good, fulfilling, cheap, and a good, warm place to hang out late at night. i love dennys. i cant wait to return. i wish chandler was here with us…”
And just for my own personal record...
…I beat bob at two games of arm wrestling last night.
This sucks! Why did you do that?– fat guy from titanic, in the alternate ending where they all watch her throw the heart of the ocean over the boat. i mean ship.
Thank god i have rodi only a phonecall away to solice me in even the “dumbest” of things, like being sad about heath ledgers death. My head is all spinning and my heart is aching, and having friend and boyfriend make fun of you because you think its sad that someone you really liked died is the worst feeling in the world.
I'm Gonna Talk You Type What I Talk
No, i’m looking at this polaroid. That was the first time i ever saw you in your cute little baseball-t, and don’t type that! This is on mine! you fucker! StoOoOoOp. *Pat Pat Pat* Kit huh huh. hahahahaha haha stoOoOoOp. k k k k okay. mmmmmhm. ffft. hahahahaha. if you really typed that laugh it’d be like heh heh heh heh heh. that’s not what i said. HAHAHA. hehehe. Fuck...
Hey hon..Did you hear Mara’s all bummed because she has to work saturday...– my dad’s take on Funfest at the Masonic Temple
i have to work my first ever 9-5 tomorrow, so i think ill kill myself tonight. wait, nevermind, RUNAWAY BRIDE IS ON TV:D:D:D
the more people go all butt crazy over mashups, the more i freak out about the fact that r. kelly didnt actually join broken social scene in the studio. i liked thinking about it that way much more.
so many people post on tumblr so much, that i had to push the “older” button two times just to be caught up, even though i just read my dashboard yesterday. this is a dashboard confessional. hahahahaa. so in other news, i just got done writing a one and a half page journal entry on my other computer while i listened to the mix i just made my dad. my new goal for everyday is to stop...
there is nothing funnier in the world than coming around a corner as your walking your dog, and you see your mom up ahead, powerwalking at insane speeds, arms flailing, transition lenses fully dark, and she waves but refuses to walk with you, even though your not that far behind.
i shouldnt allow five conversation boxes to put me in a ridiculously bad mood within seven minutes. but they do.
tabby come home and watch gg with me
I received the best christmas present ever last night:P So I saved the wrapping.
he’s been packin my fudge for about an hour now…– dad(reguarding a tailgater)
my dad wants me to eat breakfast but im not hungray. rice balls sound weird.
I miss you alex)#(*$)@Q#*_$!*@#$*@( #)$*(@#$*)@#($*#@)($_!)@($#+!@_$(
dimmer and dimmer...yeah, dimmer.
so, I have a lot to say. probably about a lot of random things. beth is on the phone with natalie and natalie is on speakerphone and is talking about cute boys and she just did the funniest after-laughter-sigh. “lets talk about boys that i can date”. from beth. anyways, I have a lot of feelings about the whole voting thing. It is typical for younguns to feel that their vote is...
I’m glad John found Yoko, and I’m strangely okay with the fact that grandma anita died last night. I just really hope she wasn’t scared.
fo sho!– natqueen1
it’s a christmas miracle!– all
get out! GET OUT!– natqueen1
then he put my spoon in my mouth!– bethjester69
6 1/2 minutes of star wars talk– bobprince5
why why why do i think “kthanxbai” and “bahahha” are still the funniest terms ever? theyre overused, SO 2007, and no longer clever, yet they still spread a smile across my face. its pouring today, ive been in slo soaked like in sf. my old lady doctor didnt make me take off my panties today but instead told me to go to a gynecologist. wooo pelvic exam! furthermore, i think i...
dont tumblew me. tumble. EVETR. EVER!– superbeth
hahahhahahhaha. dream ambushed. hahahhaha. thats so funny. dream ambushed– bag lady
Bob rules.– Me
cheaper by the dozen 2 is actually a really endearing movie. it makes me want to have 5 billion kids. i have a dentist appointment today where he’ll tell me i dont floss or wear my retainer. he should try telling me something i dont know. and i have a physical tomorrow. i dont know what she’ll tell me. abby just ran to hang out with some mexican boys at the park. except olivia went to...
internets back and i feel so foooine